The other night, I accidentally stepped on the dog’s tail.
Since he seems to take delight in finding the most inconvenient locations to lay down and hang out (in this case, directly in front of the stove where I was cooking), I feel as though I do not take much of the blame in this situation.
However, Alyssa noticed and promptly insisted that I rectify the situation.
“Brittany! That was rude! Apologize to Patton’s tail!”
I guess the party (or part?) most injured deserves the apology!