The entire family has been on the lookout for funny stories lately. Tiffany (age 14) wrote this one up for us.
Alyssa has a very odd way of insulting different members of her family. If Matthew does something that she doesn’t like him doing, then she’ll yell at him. “Matthew, you are a beef jerky!”
To Brittany, it’s “Brittany, you are a crock pot.” For awhile, if I did something that she didn’t like, she would yell at me. “Tiffany, you are a stop sign and a bubble gum!”
The other day she had a very odd new insult for Matthew. We don’t remember the context… I guess the insult took all of our attention.
“Matthew, you have fat little legs and shrimp sauce all over your head!”
At least we don’t have to worry about her lacking in creativity. 😉